The Adventures of Ms. Philomena Birdwhistle & Ms. Henrietta Gotobed
I decided to have a little fun and at the same time make grammar, punctuation, and style rules more accessible to everyone.
Yes, I know I am an editor. I know these blogs should be free of mistakes. But here’s the thing; editors need editors too. And since I want this to remain casual, I am not asking someone to edit these before I post them. If you see a mistake and you think I just have to know about it, well comment away. I may even listen and fix it.
Qualifiers Almost Always Ruin Things, Sometimes
Philomena Birdwhistle positively promenaded along the promenade, seemingly whistling at the birds. They did not really whistle back. That would likely be ridiculous. As the mostly whistling, sort of promenading Philomena mostly continued her way, she somehow noticed a woman possibly snoozing on a park bench.